Roald Dahl's The Twits

Tue 21 Feb to Sat 25 Feb 2017


£22 - £9.50

“Mr. Twit was a twit. He was born a twit. And, now at the age of sixty, he was a bigger twit than ever.” 

Mr Twit has a very hairy face. His beard is spiky and smelly. It also contains cornflakes, sardines and even some stilton.

Mrs Twit is equally as foul and she hates Mr Twit just as much as Mr Twit hates her.

The Twits really are the most spiteful and revolting couple you could ever hope to meet. They spend their days playing wicked tricks on each other and mistreating Muggle-Wump monkeys. They also have a particularly sticky trick to catch Roly-Poly birds for their bird pies. But not for much longer because the monkeys have a cunning plan to teach those terrible twits a lesson.

Directed by Max Webster (The Lorax at The Old Vic), this mischievous new show promises to be just as disgusting and repulsive as earth worms disguised as spaghetti – the perfect treat for all the family.

A Curve and Rose Theatre Kingston production.
Artwork Copyright Quentin Blake. Used by arrangement with A P Watt at United Agents.

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Alex Chang - Boy Muggle-Wump

Alex Chang

Boy Muggle-Wump

Jack Horner - The Roly-Poly Bird

Jack Horner

The Roly-Poly Bird

Liz Jadav - Mummy Muggle-Wump

Liz Jadav

Mummy Muggle-Wump

Luke Johnson - Daddy Muggle-Wump

Luke Johnson

Daddy Muggle-Wump

Jo Mousley - Mrs Twit

Jo Mousley

Mrs Twit

Robert Pickavance - Mr Twit

Robert Pickavance

Mr Twit

Charlotte Workman - Girl Muggle-Wump

Charlotte Workman

Girl Muggle-Wump


Adapted By David Wood

Director Max Webster

Designer Georgia Lowe

Lighting Designer Joshua Pharo

Composer Dougal Irvine

Sound Designer Carolyn Downing

Movement Director Deborah Pugh

Casting Director Kay Magson

Roald Dahl's The Twits // reviews

“A deliciously horrid tale told with relish and affection.”
The Stage

“Enormous fun”

“A raucous audience-participation adventure”
The Guardian

“Mr and Mrs Twit are wonderfully revolting”
British Theatre Guide

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