Here he comes again, trotting on to the stage with all of the misplaced confidence of a waiter with no pad.
There'll be lots of talking, some apologising and some songs on a glued together plastic keyboard from 1986. As seen on Channel 4's Along for the Ride with David O'Doherty, '8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown' and BBC's 'Live At the Apollo.'